Jared

Jared is the main character of JHAOF. Biological son of a bottle of vodka and Nicholas cage, adoptive son of Cravis and Socio. Jared owns an only fans and definitely has a girlfriend named Squeed. All he says is ëgg and god help us when he says something else

Early Life
Jared was born from a ritual performed on Actor: Nicholas Cage done by Cravis and Socio. At first attempt the ritual failed until Scott threw his beloved vodka bottle at the ritual circle. The science to why this worked is unclear yet this event caused Jared's biological parents to be Nicholas Cage and Scott's Vodka bottle.

Education
Jared attends WORLD'S High School, along with Crab and Scott. He gets bullied by Epstein and Jarqueefa, yet doesn't usually let it get to him.

Fame
Jared is a notable figure on the interwebs of WORLD. This is because of his legendary Only Fan's account that the series is named after. No one knows what Jared DOES on his Only Fan's account except for his subs, however we truly can't say if it is NSFW or not.

Cravis
Father to Jared, however their relationship is shown to be unstable and dull.

Socio
Mother to Jared. Jared's preferred parent, however not much of a higher step than Cravis.

Scott
Lives in the basement of Jared's house, sometimes referred to as Jared's brother. Very close friends, despite neither talking.

Crab
Met Jared through school, close friends.

Squeed
Jared's e-girl girlfriend who he INSISTS is real.

Character Origin
Jared was originally created by series co-creator Cravis44. The character came from a paper mache statue created in Cravis44’s art class. Other series creators Ith, and Sociosspit gave the character personality and lore.